Bieber Fever.What?! This one is hard for me to understand...always. Like...there are a gaZILLION females of ALL ages that are OBSESSED with this child! I heard on the radio today that his latest video got over 100 MILLION views since it came out. I thought to myself, maybe if I look at more pictures I'll get the idea.
uhhhhh. Nope! Let me tell you. After seeing these additional photos, my opinion just CEMENTED into place. How is he such a HUMONGO STAR?! Maybe his music? No- couldn't be that. He is a child, and therefore SOUNDS like a child, not to mention a female child. The only way you realize he's a boy is because he always talks about girls. He always talks like he's 25 though- like...says things like, "Ladies...ladies, calm yourselves"....or says "baby" or whatever. I kind of really don't understand this one. Let's move on.
Ke$haI pretty much barf in my mouth everytime I hear her voice. HOW IS SHE FAMOUS?! Have you HEARD her music? If you haven't- please don't. It will stain your brain with filth. She says something about only liking guys that look like Mic Jagger in one of her songs...right? Right. Well my coworker has a daughter whose like...14 or 15. And she says something like, "I like guys that look like Mic Jagger" and my coworker was like- "Do you even know what he looks like??!?!!"
She is a disgrace to women. And talent? Yeah...I don't really hear any of it...which confuses me also. Clay and I are constantly confused by this. Hence, the aging issue. She must be loved by those teens who don't understand. I simply can't comprehend. Which leads me to the last but pretty much the MOST unusual and confusing one.
Does anyone want to let me in on HOW she freaking got on the FRONT COVER of Time Magazine for 100 MOST INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! What?! How? Why? I don't get it. She calls her fans "my little monsters". Gag. Me. I told Clay that she is a disgrace to women. He tells me, "She is a disgrace to the human race". Yeah. I really can't find anything good to say about her. She thrives on being crazy and unique to show people they can be who they really are....buuuuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure her dressing and acting the way she does and SINGING the lyrics she sings just makes people feel sad and dirty inside.
Phew! I feel better. I just think about these things. Ya know? Just gotta get them off my chest. Whining to Clay about celebrities only gives me so much satisfaction.
Anyway. We're good. Idaho is cold and I'm starting to really get sick of it. I don't really understand why anyone lives here unless their family lives here. I don't care if the summers are good- summers last 3 months at best. The rest of the year is a joke.
Enough whining. I'm off to sew a cushion for my polka-dot chair! Y-A-Y!