Tuesday, July 14, 2009

LOTS to talk about.

Lets start with the item of business that is so OBVIOUSLY most important and pressing:

The Bachelorette.

We'll just go in order of the episode.

1. Kypton, Kyp, Kyppi...I really REALLY went back to liking you this episode. Last episode, I was kinda so so...you know, but no one can deny the chemistry you and Jillian have. Seriously. You two just fit together like puzzle pieces. I love watching you guys. But WHY OH WHY can't you commit? I don't get it. The only think I don't like about you is....you just don't seem quite as interested. You still pulled the "I can see myself falling inlove with you". Don't you realize that's coming up in like a week? You kinda need to figure that one out. I hope you do.

2. Reid. First, can I give you a word of advice? Your hair is pretty much all wrong. It kept feeling a little poofy...a little awkward...a little bit...cartoonish even? Just do something else, or cut it. This episode you just really..........yeah. Looked akward. Next, you annoyed me A LOT. You annoyed Clay too. You stumble around words and please just don't pretend you REALLY cared THAT much about going home. You were never sure if you even really like Jillian it seemed. Yeah, you were attracted to her...but that's like...it. (I tried for like 20 minutes to look for a pic of reids goofy hair but couldn't find it)

3. Ed...or should I say Richi? Let us start with your awesome wardrobe picks. First, the short shorts. Clay really just couldn't stop cringing about these. I personally thought they were pretty awesome. Next, your suit at the rose ceremony was not very cool. It was like a baby blue blazer with white pants or something? Either way, I was NOT diggin it. I don't really know what went down in the little fantasy suite, I choose not to go there, but I am VERY impressed with you this episode because ONE-you flew your parents out and TWO- you told Jillian you loved her. Straight up. Old school style, as in... "I love you"...not all this junk of , "I think I'm falling in love with you" or even just the phrase "I am falling in love with you"...that is so weak sauce. Ed, thank you for being a man and saying it straight up: I LOVE YOU. We'll see if you stay or go.

4. Wes, you're an idiot. What? You left? I know. You just made THAT much of an impression on me...I couldn't resist. I heard people are cancelling the bookings you had to do shows becuase they said NO ONE WOULD COME because they don't LIKE YOU. HA! It's true! I don't care if they did slant the cameras towards your bad side...you just aren't cool. AND, your band stinks.

Alright. Now that we have that covered. Lets talk about the fact that I have 9 DAYS UNTIL I GRADUATE! I don't think I've said the phrase "It's freakin awesome" so many times in my life as I have these last two weeks.

Next, we already have tickets for friday for Harry Potter! YAY! I know, I know...I'm not a true fan. NOT- I just don't have time to go until then. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'll have to stuff my ears with cotton balls until then.

Now I should go do my homework. I've successfully wasted like...2 hours of my time since I've been home from school. Senioritis definitely exists. In me.

Good bye.

5 comments:

Megan and Greg said...

Oh my gosh danielle. I watched parts of the bachelorette last night ('cause I'm at Amy's) and it is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't stop laughing! I can't believe I have so many sisters watching it. I would be so embarrassed if I were one of you! Anyway. Ha ha. I've been hooked before, so I can't say I don't understand. I can't wait for Harry Potter. I don't have tickets yet. But soon . . .

Megan and Greg said...

oh my gosh danielle- you said everything I was thinking. I can't get over Ed's wardrobe- I knew you were going to comment on his wardrobe as soon as I saw the short shorts and tank top- oh my gosh- hahahah- I coulld not get enouhg of it- my stomach hurt so bad from laughing- that's funny you liked them. We need to talk about this on the phone- I have so much more to say. I love you! And I'm so proud of you for graduating! Almost done!

Grandma, Nonnie said...

You are such a smart and bright gal, and I am so proud of you for graduating. What a great accomplishment. I love you grams

Sharon/mom said...

The second Megan comment was Amy's. I loved your blog, you are so funny! I love you so much and am excited to see you and Clay! love you!!

Lizzie said...

The shorts...yikes. The suit...horrible. I just kept thinking, "you want to stay in the competition right, and you wore that? look at the other boys in their dark jackets." Anyhow, I still like Ed a lot.

Shad had just told me that he felt out of style and didn't know what he should wear anymore. I told him to watch the Bachelorette because the boys dress good. Well, of course Shad walks in when Ed is in his tiny green shorts. Shad was like, "this is what you want me to look like?" It was sort of funny.

I think Jillian will go with Ed because he's the only one that will commit. The others will just end up dating her and that's not what she wants.

I love reading your updates on this show. You just really know how to say it. Love you!